My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
why does every cop we meet know your name?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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