Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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