She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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