i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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