Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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