erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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