i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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