I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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