How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
its liver damage thursday
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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