It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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