anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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