It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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