oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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