But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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