I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
be right there i have to get my cape
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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