That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Cover your peen. We're going out.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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