just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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