And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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