i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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