I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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