i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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