READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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