shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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