I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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