I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
