I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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