I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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