Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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