If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sorry about my life...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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