Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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