can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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