I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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