And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well I just put wine in my tea
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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