How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
tell me about the fingering
So. Much. Porn.
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