i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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