i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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