you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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