just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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