If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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