Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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