did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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