totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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