And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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