Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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