He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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