she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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