when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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