Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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