physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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