Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
