I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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