discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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