are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
P.S. I can't hear my feet
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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