I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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