awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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