let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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