so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
