i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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