If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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